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The Fault In Our Stars 3.5（主黑赤、黄赤）

我回来了……虽然说9日就考完了但当晚谢师宴通了个宵10日毕业照11日扔书12日到现在一直在折腾毕业纪念MV外加重感冒所以就没来更文……

然后感觉自己考得很烂，无颜见江东父老……明明收集了大家的祝福却还是没能召唤出高考人品的大爆发TAT

不过最主要的原因还是 懒……

今天先丢个小番外，作为沙桑回归的第一步，满满的英文君代表的就是我满满的怨念。 

接下来的正文中英文君应该不会太泛滥了……吧？

3.5

让我们来快乐地回顾一下黄濑汪汪辛酸的（被）调戏史吧~

 

Kise: uh--hello?

 

TV: welcome to Price of the Dawn. Deception. One player or two?

 

Kise: I guess one?

 

TV: identify yourself.

 

Kise (clear his throat): this is my voice and …

 

TV (cut in):name yourself.

 

Kise (a little annoyed): ki-se-ryo-ta.

 

TV: please choose one story. A, Attack on Titan. B, One Piece. C, Fate Zero. D, Death Note. E, Chinese Gaokao… and Random.

 

Kise (dizzy): …random,just random.

 

TV: Kise Ryota awakes in an endless desert. He feels thirsty.

 

Kise: do I have anything about me?

 

TV: Kise Ryota goes through his backpack. He finds an empty bottle and a knife.

 

Kise: then I’m gonna find some water… go eastward.

 

TV: Kise goes about 12 miles when he suddenly kicks something hard. It’s a skull. He feels really thirsty.

Kise: is there anything containing any water? Plants, insects, whatever.

 

TV: kise looks around. He finds nothing but sand. He is going to DIE.

 

Kise (become anxious): what will American do when they face the challenge?

 

TV: there is no American here.

 

Kise: okay. Well,then maybe I can cut myself and drink the blood?

 

TV: Kise drinks the blood. It’s AWFUL.

 

Kise: うるさい! Am I able to carry on now?

 

TV: Kise goes about 3 miles. He feels thirsty and is dying.

 

Kise: 啊啊啊烦死了要怎样才能走出这个鬼沙漠啊！不如自杀算了说不定能换一个场景……诶但是一般游戏能自杀吗？

 

TV: I don’t understand.

 

Kise: I mean, kill myself.

 

TV: Kise places his knife to his neck. Are you sure you——

 

Kise: 卧槽真的可以啊！ Go ahead!

 

TV: Kise kills himself. Blood. Blood. Blood.

      GAME OVER

 

Kise: now restart.

 

TV: sorry, you can’t revivify yourself just after you killed yourself. Please wait 72 hours.

 

Kise: WTF! 

TBC